Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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