so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
this will be a night to untag.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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