nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
