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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...

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Your dating a dwarf from the navy?

Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 6, 10 at 10:17am

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People should not be allowed to have sex until they can spell 'semen' correctly . . .

Submitted by briteeyesnsmile on Sep 6, 10 at 4:10pm

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Kinda curious what the other 22 awkward moments are

Submitted by mogmog on Sep 6, 10 at 12:03pm

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Loose lips, sink relationships.......

Submitted by klangford on Sep 6, 10 at 10:22am

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That's why you swallow.

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Sep 6, 10 at 10:19am

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You can't even spell what was running down your leg AND you don't know how to use a condom. Smooth.

Submitted by nobodycares on Sep 6, 10 at 5:01pm

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What's long and hard and full of seamen??

Submitted by Taipan on Sep 6, 10 at 3:37pm

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- a boat!
  
  Submitted by felinefairy91 on Sep 15, 10 at 12:59am
  
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Teenage pregnancy is in your future.

Submitted by belle_darkheart on Sep 6, 10 at 10:39am

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Not a whore assholes...she's sleeping with her bf...oh wait unless it's her moms bf then she's a fuckin skank haha

Submitted by zcfrey on Sep 6, 10 at 2:08pm

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Seamen? Really? Wow.

Submitted by mypoonispretty on Sep 6, 10 at 3:08pm

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Such high-quality women in the NW TC 'Burbs

Submitted by Stargazer77 on Sep 7, 10 at 6:56pm

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Did you really just spell 'semen' wrong? What are you, 12?

Submitted by soccerscout7 on Sep 6, 10 at 9:33pm

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I like how u reffer to him as 'the'

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 3:03am

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Oh grody! hit the bathroom and clean up before saying hi to mom!

Submitted by buttstache on Sep 6, 10 at 5:26pm

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OP misspelled awkward moment with whore moment...

Submitted by j00kn0w on Sep 6, 10 at 10:27am

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- Because sleeping with her bf makes her a whore? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
  
  Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 7, 10 at 1:59am
  
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Seamen= Sea creatures 3 inches tall. Able to defy gravity, destroy basilisk, defend person from naughty bf. Description 3 in. Greenish blue usualy armed with triton. Ps this is a drunk comment, yea, and i love haters and grammar nazis so FIRE AWAY!

Submitted by dersabom on Sep 6, 10 at 11:06pm

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YOUR boyfriend or your mom's?

Submitted by henseltr on Sep 6, 10 at 10:17am

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Omg. Really? How can we know her phone wasn't a phone that didn't have the word semen in the built in dictionary so it changed it to seamen on it's own....that would mean you all are fucking stupid.

Submitted by southerncutie19 on Sep 12, 10 at 7:42pm

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The navy thanks you for your support. Op, are you retarded? Seaman= Navy. I personally think you mean "semen" unless you have a squad of naval grunts running down your leg.

Submitted by lostinadream on Sep 7, 10 at 9:23am

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Sluts are alive and well in America!!

Submitted by ck24 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:37pm

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Well, that's gross.

Submitted by kippipie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:31pm

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You all got it wrong....she meant sea monkeys duh.

Submitted by PolarBare on Sep 8, 10 at 12:21pm

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Bill Brasky's daughter was so tall seamen used her vag to dock their ships.

Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Sep 6, 10 at 7:33pm

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She's said her bf = not a whore. Now if she said, me and that random guy who just dropped me off, then yes - Whore. Bf - not a whore.

Submitted by Nightshade on Sep 6, 10 at 3:07pm

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- she never said "her bf". she said "THE bf". Big big difference.
  
  Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Sep 8, 10 at 2:32am
  
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That's kinda funny

Submitted by XxEmoBitchxX on Sep 6, 10 at 10:19am

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Whore!!!

Submitted by samson75 on Sep 6, 10 at 11:50am

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Sex with bf? No.\nLuckily mom didn't ask about the Great Lakes Navy

Submitted by Fugg on Sep 6, 10 at 5:40pm

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It's kind dumb how everyone here is obsessed with the fact that she added a letter. Big deal. It's like no one else has ever done that...

Submitted by butterflyy on Sep 7, 10 at 11:49am

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- it changes the meaning completely thats why
  
  Submitted by herroprease on Sep 7, 10 at 3:57pm
  
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- yeah if she had written semmen it wouldn't be so funny
  
  Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 5:21pm
  
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So nautical seafarers are running down your legs...?

Submitted by GarageSale on Sep 5, 11 at 7:17am

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"That's Sea-Man!"

Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 6, 10 at 7:35pm

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Seamen might have just been an autocorrect guys. My phone has done much worse.

Submitted by xxpinkxx on Sep 26, 12 at 12:23pm

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actually, how many sailors are running down your leg?

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Sep 7, 10 at 6:57am

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Omg lls

Submitted by eagle65 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:18pm

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OH MY GOSH BILL BRASKY

Submitted by thatONEtime on Sep 7, 10 at 12:26am

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Your bf or your mom's??

Submitted by Daosorios on Sep 6, 10 at 9:40pm

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@ OP - I'll give you a cream pie you will never forget! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

Submitted by enitenite on Sep 6, 10 at 12:47pm

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as seamen ARE running... duh!

Submitted by yourfavoriterin on Sep 7, 10 at 10:43pm

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Sea Man.. Come on.

Submitted by ifoundadime on Sep 7, 10 at 9:04am

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i imagine a bunch of sailors running down your leg--"hup! hup! hup! hup!"\n\nsemen* ;)

Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 5:19pm

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