you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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