yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
