It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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