Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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