chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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