it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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