I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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