He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she woke up with a sticky ear
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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