jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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