my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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