I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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