textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think I sprained my soul last night
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm having to shit out rocks
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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