IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
