i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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