can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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