she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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