i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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