Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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