Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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