how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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