When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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