I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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