She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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