Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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