yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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