And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
they're like a gay fantastic four
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
