I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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