I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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