I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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