Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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