I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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