I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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