butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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