just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
birth control should be required to get into college
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
