i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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