you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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