I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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