Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
