I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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