She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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