So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
this will be a night to untag.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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