I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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