Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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