That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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