Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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