Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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