Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
someone owes me an orgasm
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There r osticjed everywhere
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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