11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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