Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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