It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize