she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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